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Waterford, Ireland

Year: 2018

week 3 druming boy

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Hi my name is Zack . love playing the drum i even have my a druming.  class but i like also  going to some  bands there call Rock Stars. but i wanted to a party everything was fine but i bigs mistake of my life. i started dancing backwards  it seemed it was fine the people were  laughing at me so i ran have as i can out of the place. Zack ran into  some robbers then the robbers said this then they are you sure said the robber.

what the the point first off he zack said no im THE ROBBER SHUT UP

zack said ok sorry

then this man out of nowhere  take the 3 robber down . zack said thank  but the slap the man slap zack to sleep the zack open he ‘s eye he who was that guy all well the he sleeps again the end

 

Wk3 Duckasourus rex

One random time there were people having a normal life and all of a sudden an earthquake happened a big one.5minuts later everyone was fine but then they noticed that it wasn’t an earthquake but a strange quake went around the whole planet!everbody was surprised when it was a giant duck.But this duck wasn’t passive.A mysterious man shouted “ that Duckasourus rex is going to crush us”!…but it seemed to be going backwards…And went into the ocean. Everyone wandered what it was doing?The Duckasourus rex was sucking up the water.everyone panicked as they ran around running.The duck went in to space and  the earth exploded.

 

Borris and the teacher

Borris was going to school he got in the school and the teacher was in a bad mood. Borris and his friend tried to cheer him up. Mr baldpach was the teacher name. He said in a friting voice take out your mathes. Borris and Johny was taking. The teacher screamed. Borris and Johny got a fright. He said do your work I did it stait away.

Week3 horror attraction

There was family back in America in 1600.The family was posh but there was one thing about the dad.That scared everyone in the family,he’d go into the basement,And do rituals.But one time he summoned the ghost of the original owner. He said that if you kill your daughter he would give him and the rest of the family immortality. So he killed her but she didn’t go to the after life she stayed  and scared dad so hard he had a heart attack and fell down the stairs. the mother and son moved after that horrible night years later a Irish family bought the house and moved but they didn’t know what they were in for.

Week 3 Hairline man

Once there was a man named Boris.Do you know the superhero called Superman,of course you do.He’s like him but has one more power blinding people with his bald patch.His job was teaching junior infants . During class he got a news flash.”Breaking news ,there is a robery in progress,WHERE ARE YOU HAIRLINE MAN,”the news reporter shouted.Boris said to his class”I’ll be back in a minute,” So he ran to the loo and started to comb his hair.But it seemed to be going backwards.But he didn’t care so he went of and he died.Sadly not many people came r.i.p Boris. The End

Wk3 Jimmy and the beach

Once upon a time there was a guy called Jimmy Carlington.Jimmy went to the beach and this happened? Yeah this happened. So at the beach there were was waves but it seemed to be going backwards.At the beach they went to buy some ice cream,so they went to the shop and they asked for four big ice creams and Jimmy took the first oneJess took the second mam took the third and dad took the last one.They went for a swim and they saw a shark eat someone.So they swam back. And told dad to run. And they did.THE END

Week 3 The match

It was  July 11  Liverpool vs  Chelsea FA Cup finalrl in the first half 0-0  Sala had a ball he was  run me up the wing   He passed  mane  seconds later Gary Cahill saying all that I need and he and he slightly Apple Mac man I am man is in and he got very passionate man he’s in hospital it was one name is Chelsea at 10 PM and then I don’t mean your lace over the ball and he lost the ball it was it was it it was all it was a sad day he came back  he said he fell backwards

 

Week 2 The alligator

ONCE THERE WAS AN ALLIGATOR THAT WAS MAVRE AND HE CLIMED UP THE WALL AND IT NERE A SCOOL AND THERE TEATHER CAME OUT AND SAW THE ALLIGATOR AAHH HE SHOTED AND HE RAN STRAGHT BACK IN TO THE SCOOLE AND HE HIDE UNDER THE DEASK BUT THE TEATHER WAS A TRICKEY SIUATION BUT HE FED HIM THE THEAR RAN FORM HIS LIFE THERE BOB TOT HIM DOWN BUT HE GOT HIRE HIN SEFE AND WENT TO THE HOPASTL HIS BACK AND HIS HAND WAS BRUWES BUT HE WAS OK HE JUST HAD TO STAN IN HOPASTL HE GOT BACK HOME HIS AND HE CAME BACK TO SCOOL AND ERERY ONE WAS HAPPY

Week 2 Mr Boriss journey

Once there was a teacher named Mr Boris.It was another normal day in school until there was a knock on the door.Come in said Mr Boris.In came the creature.It was an alligator,he had mauve coloured scales and a scary grin.Who should I take to my dinner said the alligator.Then the dumbest person in the class called Doris shouted Pick me,pick me. OK,come with then.Then Mr Boris thought to himself, This is a ticky situation .So,Mr Boris followed them. Finally he got to the alligators home. When Mr Boris walked in he heard the alligator talking. CLIMB UP THERE FOR THE ONEHUNDRED TIME he shouted. So Doris climed up there.Then Mr Boris threw a pair of under pants at the alligator. For some reason he died. So they all lived hapily ever aftet r.i.p Doris

Wk2 Boris and the Alligator

Once upon a time there was a guy called Boris,he had a happy life.His family went to the zoo.There were a lot of animals at the zoo.The zookeeper climbed over the cage .The Alligators colour was mauve. That was very tricky very tricky, after that Boris saw the teacher aten the teacher died. That was fun at the zoo.Then we went to a restaurant.In the restaurant there were chocolate logs lemon juice and much more.So I ordered a chocolate log and some orange juice. I enjoyed that. That was the end of the boy Boris.The end.Bye.

Wk2-the Gas mask

Once back in WW2 ,in Aushwitz concentration camp ,there was a teacher named Ms Mauve .She had a pond with an alligator in it.All the Jewish people were sent to a concentration camp.There was a boy named Vladimir.He tried to climb the walls, it was very tricky.One day he got caught and he was put to death by gas.53 years later he woke from the dead.He had a gas mask on him when he woke.He went and killed the kkk because they did the Hitler sign and now anyone that does the Hitler sign they will get killed by Vladimirs ghost.

A Risky Journey. Wk2

Today is the day that my class and our teacher will climb Mount Mauve. The path was really tricky. It had huge holes and big in its way. The mountain was never climbed before and we hopefully will be the first ones to climb Mount Mauve. The Legends say that a fire breathing alligator lives and protects the peak from anyone who tries to claim the peak. Luckily the alligator was sleeping. We all got to the peak and celebrated quietly. The alligator woke up and we had to run down the mountain as fast as we could.
THE END

Week2 – The Teacher and the Alligator

Once upon a time there was a teacher who had a pet alligator. One day the teacher got so furious at a student’s work, that when school was over she went home and fed the work to the alligator. The next day at school the student began sobbing that his copy was eaten by an alligator. When the day was over the teacher went home, got into her mauve boots and climbed into the alligator. She knew it would be a tricky task to get the book but she got it and climbed rapidly back out. The next day she gave the copy to the student and he was thrilled.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The End

Fancy football match wk2

It was one sunny Friday morning and there was a football match on between  tricky tackles vs mauve fc .  And this was to see who wins  the league .and there was a school at the match and the teacher name was Mr Brown and the game had kick off and there was a smuap next football pitch and the ball went into the smuap and one of the players jump into the smuap to get it and there was something in the smuap and it bit him and he sreamed  ahhh there a alligator in the smuap and it bit me and he climed out in pain The End

Week 2 The Teacher with no bum!!!

Once in a land very very close,Boris was debating  whether to bring the baby alligator that he found camping over the weekend to school or to leave him at home. In the end he brought him to school.In class just before break the baby alligator started getting hungry,so the baby alligator climbed out of Boris’s school bag and bit off the the teacher bum!!! The whole class started laughing (especially Boris) and just to put the icing on the cake the teacher was trying to glue his mauve underpants back on his bum. poor old teacher!!!

 

Week 2 The school tour

It was nice sunny Tuesday morning.The kids were moaning because of what was going to happen. It was there school tour to the reptile zoo. They were looking forward to the zoo just not the bus drive.The bus driver was the WORST.He was a fat ugly farting burping anoying person.Even the teacher hated him but she tried to be polite.Once one of the kids climbed on to the top of the bus it was tricky bout worth it until he fell off that is.the kids made it out alive.they went into the mauve building.The bus driver went in aswell.The children were so tired of him they pushed him into the alligator

The end

Week 2- Jimmy trump

Once upon a time there was a ninja named  Jimmy trump (there is no relation in mauve ugly American president). Many many many years later he decided to show donald whos the real trump . So he climbed trump tower and went in from the top. On 57 floor he so an aligator chillin in a pool with John cena and decided to bring john with him. And on the 21 floor he saw donald trump with a scorpions tale the teacher Labron James. So John cena crawled under the seat and RKO out of nowhere. But it was tricky because donald trump it is so fat

                                                                                    THE END.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WK2-Gator’s Grub

Mr.Principal invited all the teachers (including my teacher Mr.Teacher) to a night out in celebration of a happy new year, at Gator’s Grub. After the meal… Mr.Otherteacher asked, “What is this special steak made out of, my good sir?” “It’s made out of alligator meat,” the waiter  said casually as if it was normal to eat alligator meat. Mrs.Femaleteacher shrieked and broke her glass, spilling juice all over the mauve tablecloth. Therefore everybody started screaming; Mr.Teacher thought to himself,”This is a tricky situation.” So he climbed onto the table and screamed “STOP!!” So he could save himself the embarrassment of screaming teachers. The End

The Toast Killer wk2

One day the teacher went to eat her toast and when she opened her lunch box the Toast was murdered . She called detective alligator he was puzzled  the Toast was in the box so who would kill him. He found a track of mouse underwear’s they lead to the roaf he climbed a ladder then he saw the Killer . The Killer was on the run throwing mouse underwear’s at the decective it was tricky to catch him but the Killer fell and decective alligator fought him it was the teacher all along naughty teacher.

 

Week 2- Alligator Life

Once upon a time, There was an alligator his name was Jim.His mom and dad where out all the time but this night was weird. He was in bed and when his parents left he sceddadled down stairs, He heard a noise and he looked behind him.IT WAS HIS TEACHER,whit her ugly mauve head he climbed into his press and hid.It was a tricky situation his teacher screamed “COME HERE BRAT” he didnt respond… She opened the press he jumped out and bit her on the hand screamed as loud as she could.In his mouth was a pencil of her own!? To Be continued!!!