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Waterford, Ireland

Year: 2018

Week10 the gorilla heads

Once in magic pony town there was a  princess but no one saw her.People tried to get up the yellow bricks     of her castle and they totally didn’t fail(wink wink) (note the sarcasm) (I like putting in brackets like this) (yeahhhh).Anyways back to the story the next day every one was running around like lunatics until the princess found out why there were pony’s galloping around with gorilla heads saying give me hair to cover my bald patch. How could you have a bald patch when covered with fur?I lost my pretty horn!k man Chilax man.O yeah I forgot to tell you the princess had long fingernails because she accidentally fleshed the clippers down her posh toilet that gives you tea and buiscits.

The Scary Sleepover PART 2. Week 10

Ouick recap I went to my friends sleepover I went to the toilet  I heard something behind the door I opened it and it was a pink flamingo I ran to the room no one was there. Craig I called  Charlie I said u there the flamingo was chaseing me I stopped running and said stop you yellow flamingo . I forgot to say it was yellow isent that intreasting. Charlie hopped form under his bed and called his gorilla . What I said you have a gorilla . And a pretty one to said Charlie . We’re is cCraig  I said I donno said Charlie Crag ran into the room dramatically but he tripped over a brick.      PART 3.  COMING SOON

The booger monster WEEK10

Once apon a time something happened to my parents they here screaming so much I thought I was daydream for an hour I was thinking of I’m going back to work in school.they came over and said”THE FRIGE IS EMPTY.I was running for my life.I stop at a zoo and seen a big and I mean big it was my mom(translating a gorilla).                Then I saw a nice pretty girl I stepped up and said (in a English accent)”Hey melady offer a hand mis.”I say nice yellow jacket.we past some bricks and seen a booger monster (translating my dad) and we had our first kiss

to be continued

WK10 Another World

Come here: I want to take you somewhere. “Where?” you ask. To the world of Oz but not the one you’ve heard of. In this one Dorothy is a gorilla, a pretty gorilla.

“Where am I?” Dorothy exclaimed. “You’re in the world of Oz, dumbo,” said a little mouse. “I wanna go home,” cried Dorothy. “If you wanna get hom you gotta follow the yellow brick road,” snarled the little mouse. So she started running over the yellow bricks. She met a banana on the way; her primal gorilla instincts kicked in and she devoured it. The banana’s name was Bob. R.I.P Bob.

The End

Gold Brick

Hi my name is jack. i love gorilla but people make fun of gorillas my friends were making fun of gorillas then I got mad. Me the sometheh a yellow brick came from the sky I was like what is that and then it open it was like a watch like then I said ok I’m taking this

Off But it woun’t get of the I saw this green thing so I press on it then I transform into a fast guy. I was running at the speed of light. then I was getting good luck . Saving people even in sky but I was defeating villian well that my

Week-10 The pretty snail

There was once a pretty snail (the odd yellow snails thought that not me.) All of the odd snails were strolling after him. He was hiding behind a turkwis brick wall . He came out the snails saw him but he didn’t know that so they started strolling after him again. He got away again but this time he was in a zoo. He heard a lot of screaming . He could see a large animal in the distance it kept on getting closer and closer and closer know he could tell what it was. It was a gorilla running at him and the gorilla stepped on him . The odd snails never saw him again.

Pretty Gorilla

Once there was a pretty gorilla.But this was no ordinary gorilla.It could talk and juggle and all that stuff.And it lived by a lot of yellow bananans and right by a pile of bricks.But back to the story.The pretty gorilla had gone running for her morning run.But as she was running she saw a huge banana in a very small tree down the road.She climbed the very small tree and got the huge banana.And when she got down from the very small tree it broke!Saw she just went on eating her huge banana as the tree was on the ground.And then she got arrested.THE END

WK10The pretty gorilla

Once upon a time there was a gorilla . She thought she was pretty but to be honest she was not. One day she came across some yellow flowers.After she picked a few.   She began to walk down a strange brick path the bricks were red . she heard some leaves crunching behind her she looked back to see a strange little man when she saw him she began to start running . She looked back again and saw the little man was not very fast in fact I dont think he even moved .Then she turned around and saw him another him . She was never seen again.THE END.

Wk9 The fateful man

Once apon a time there was a little boy his name was Max he was an orphan.He was made eat gruel.He was very poor.He dreamed of being a circus man.He worked very hard.A few years later he was 18 they had to leave him go.He found a job and worked full time.But he only got payed 20 pence a day.He was now 30. But he had bearly enough money to pay his rent.One day he bought a lottery ticket it was his last euro. He watched his Tv and he was crying with happy ness he had won the lottery. He went and built a circus he was so happy.The end



The circus

Once apon a time it was 5.00pm and there was a circus on in tramore in Waterford city. it was called fossils circus.  tickets were running out go get your tickets fast before there gone.I heard  one was the  act is the gorilla jumping up and down on trampolines trying to catch bananas in there mouth.its starting now the first act is the clown he was juggling water balloons and he catch one of them and it broke and spalash in his face everyone laughed. the next act was a yellow pretty gorilla jumping up and down on trampolines trying to catch bananas in his mouth. everyone laughed so that was fossils circus THE END


The Sorry Boy wk10

Once there was a boy in Samsung S9 Elementary School. There was also his 2 sisters and 1 brother he didn’t like his buggy,irritating,ugly sisters.But he HATED his brother he was always wining over money,toys,and….Vbucks.But his heart was stuck to a girl in his class.Her name was angelic most pretty,magnificent ,and another but she talked a lot and I mean ALOT.Once she said she got kidnaped by a yellow gorilla.But one day she went to far there was a brick house on our street she dared me to go in.I said ok cause I liked her.But I seen something horrifying.To Be Continud……





Week9 the animals

On one Halloween night little I was in bed sleeping.He was dreaming about little ducklings riding on turtle backs with gorillas around them betting on them racing.Further in to the jungle there were pidgins pretending to be vampires.Then little I was awoken by a big loud BANG.He was shivering in his PJ’s.He was so scared. I lept out of bed to get his baseball bat that I bought only formoments like these. I went downstairs to see what exactly what was down there. I wondered what was behind the doar.The kitchen door I never thought I’d be scared of going in there.I saw in the sink a little duckling on a turtle.Then a pidgeon came and flew them away

The Mysterious Haunted House

Once there was a boy called Johny Jimbo and he went trick or treating one night.He went to this big house on Halloween night.Now it was humongous bigger than humongous. So he knocked on the bigger than humongous house.Nobody answered but the door opened.He walked in and nowbody was there.He walked up a staircase leading to 2 doors.Johny Jimbo went into the second door.I wondered what was behind the other door he said.There was a hallway behind the door.Then he saw so many sweets.He took them all.Then he felt dizzy and he collapsed and fainted.He woke up the next day lying in his bed.



Wk5 The Door!

I woke up with start. I looked past my feet to see a shadowy figure in the corner of my room. They began to speak but before they could finish I sprang out of bed and ran to my parents room. But he was in my parents room as well! I checked my sisters room, but he was in there too! It seemed like every door I opened he was there. To further prove my theory I opened every single door in the house except for one. I wondered what was behind the door only I didn’t. I opened the door and there was nothing behind it. This would be a good thing in this scenario but the door was the fridge door! DUN DUN DUUN!

WK9 The poop

Once upon a time their was a very bald man he was a teacher he taught 5th class his name was Mr Brussel sprout. One day you was teaching the class Irish suddly he heard a sound.He told Jimmy to shut the front door .Then he listened. Now he knew were was coming from.It was coming from the toilet. He ran to the toilet stall it was coming from I wonder what is behind the door he said to himself.He opened the door and saw the biggest poo he had ever seen.It was humongous.That was his last year of his teaching career. He was never the same.

The haunted house-week 9

Once upon a time on Halloween night in 1910 . There was a haunted mansion . There was a 12 year old boy that wanted to explore it. I went up to the door and wondered what was behind the door. I wasn’t scared and I went in . I started to get a little bit scared because there were creepy and earaping noises. Nothing was downstairs so I went upstairs there were one door at the end of the corridor I went down and opened it and I got the fright of my life it was my friends playing a prank on me. The end

The safe smacker wk9

once upon a time a loooooooooonnnnnnngggggg time ago there was a women called the rubble bandit. She was the best bandit ever. At least she was but her career ended when she tried to rob boriss! He was the richest man in town. So one day rubble broke into borisses house, he’s been stalking boriss for years so he knows where boriss keeps his safe. But rubble didn’t crack safes no she SMACKED THEM. “I gotta get to his bathroom”she said. “That’s where his safe is”she said. “Ahh found it”she said “Oi what r u doin” said Boris . “I’m calling the cops”. And with that he did. “Rats”said            Rubble. “I wonder what was behind the door of the safe”sha said

Week9 horror attraction part 3

I look out into the hallway with my flashlight and what I saw was was a woman with a pale white face with blood all over her and a mouth the size of her body .sitting down she saw me and screamed so loud my ears were bleeding .she started walking closer and closer so I locked the door minutes later she was gone. I went down stairs to investigate she looked like the person in the painting in the hallway .and on her lap was a little girl. the light was on in the basement I went down into the basement. Down the creaky stairs to the door woundered what was behind the door


I was on holiday in Portugal last Summer with my family. It was very hot there. Everybody was enjoying themselves in the big swimming pool that was in the shape of the letter S. I heard a very loud whistle and it reminded me of something. All the memories came back. When I was four years old I fell into the deep end of a pool back home. The lifeguard blew his whistle that day and i heard the whistle again as a little girl went under the water. She was ok. I  learned how to swim after my fall.

Week-3 Oppisite day

Once upon a time on the 59 of March when it came 12 o clock the clock hands should of been going forward but it semmed to be going backwards. But that didn’t stop him living his. When bob went to the supermarket with his mam he got a  packet of Doritos were 0.01 which actually means €1. So when he was going home eating is crisps he tought of an idea so he said to his mam “mam is it not law to what ever the price say you have to give it them”his mam said yes. So they drove to lambogeiny shop and one €10